Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Can you Feel it!!!

With the good News of the Patroons headed back to the playoffs, there was pandomonia in the streets of Albany. A block party on every corner praising the owners BA and Albany for bringing the City back to the place they always belonged. The fans adopted a new song to let the nation know who they are and what they are about. All you suckers who have been ridng the Albany wave and never gave up: BA has one thing to ask you; "CAN YOU FEEL IT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMKdDPpIAcs

Thursday, November 20, 2008

This for all you Chumpions who been disin' on Albany!!

I just got one thing to say to all you chumps that been riding me for the past three years.
Thinking that I don't have what it takes to be a FAA star. Now you wish you had what I had and got what I got. Hahaha!

"How you like me now!

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?artist=10748&vid=54987

Prepare for the Feast! Zucchini Stye.



BA is inviting all FAA family and friends to prepare for the Feast he has laid out for a Pre Thanksgiving day meal. The special for the Day will be Zucchini on a Stick. The table is prepared and the Hibachi is ready. BA plans on laying the pads on Zuc and Mini Zuc. We will afflict pain.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Siv says come and get some, I'm flexing,


Siv, from Sew Weakly came to Albany to issue a challenge. Fresh out of the weight room and ready for confrontation he tries to flex down Albany and says, come and get some!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

MOO WOW DAYYYY!!!!!!!!


As the Patroons march forward like the D Day invasion on the Veterans Day, we plan on destroying all pretenders on the way to lifting the Fabio Cup. I was sitting in the war room with BA planning my strategic efforts for my battle with Limperial. I am glad he said to me keep M. Moore, he is the A-Train of 2003. I had so many offers for him, from all those who said he has no fantasy value!! I laugh at you fro high heights: HaHaHa!! Hey wags, how did LT do against the KC Def? This picture is of BA in the war room.

Monday, November 3, 2008

What should Aqua Man do?


Dear Bob,


I composed this letter for FAA to assist you in running your franchise. You have been under 500 for your entire career and it is honorable that you take a stand and realize that you need help. The first thing that you need to do is realize WHO you are? This is important, we can't stress this enough. So repeat after me.

BA: My name is Bob and I suck at Fantasy football!

BOB: My name is Bob and I suck at Fantasy football!

BA: That's great Bob, way to say it with feeling!

Now Bob, since you now realize that you suck at Fantasy Football; this is no time to make any drastic decisions. There is a slight chance you can turn this around so by all means DO NOT PANIC!

Looking at your team you have some tough decisions to make as for who you should keep. If was me I would consider a youth movement and keep. This may surprise most but I would lean toward Hightower. In the draft you must get a quality backup QB.


Romo
Forte
Hightower/McFadden
Johnson
Elam

I send this plea out to all my FAA brothers to help our friend Bob, turn this franchise around. He is not an Idiot! He our idiot and we are the only
group that can refer to him as such. We are here for you Bob, We stand united.


Thank you,

Baby Albany

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Here is the evidence


Albany's son attacked, Tokyo suspected.

It is being reported that Albany's oldest son has been mugged in a Braddock Hills alley on the way to school. The attackers where allegedly trying to find out the Patroons game plan for this weekend. BA was seen storming out of a meeting racing to his Big Wheel. Albany's son said that they hit me with that Ninjitsoo stuff, I didn't see it coming. Tokyo was not available for comment.